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  • gc_maine2
    05-12 02:01 PM
    Hi workvisaforall,

    I am applying for renewal (paper based) for EAD and AP for both myself and mywife. IS it best to send all the documents ( EAD, AP and related docs) for both of us) in one single packet to USCIS or its best to send each appliction separately? any inputs will be appreciated.

    Thanks
    sree

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    Please see responses below in color.




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  • CADude
    07-23 11:22 PM
    Take alternative opnion from good Attorney and take a chance.

    Hi,
    My situation is as follows:
    1) approved RIR labor 2002
    2) approved perm labor 2005
    3) approved i-140 2006 (PD 2005)
    4) ALL of above for company-A. 2006 company-B took over.

    My lawyer said i cannot file and have to start again with new labor as merger/acquistion was 'asset only' type.

    I want to self-file i-485 giving the company "name change" letter as the only proof along with the rest of regular documents. Company-B employer is in 100% support of my application.

    SHOULD I just waste $$$$ money or take a chance ? PLEASE HELP...TIRED OF WAITING FOR LAST 5 years :(

    Regards,
    -Ravi




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  • vijse
    12-16 11:58 AM
    I got it correct yesterday .
    Thanks for the advice.




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  • unseenguy
    06-09 12:53 PM
    When i went to Mumbai last december i got my H1B stamped. while coming to US i showed the POE my H1B stamped visa he asked me for Advanced parol document and i was Parolled.When i asked him i have a H1B stamped in my passport why do i need to be parolled. He answered AP has a higher preference than H1B.
    the bottom line is " H1B stamping will not be considered for your entry". Its just a stamp for your satisfaction.
    I am not going to stamp my H1B again. 18 months back when i came from Vancouver Canada the POE let me in by AP not by H1B visa. I asked him about my valid H1B and the POE told me you can enter using either one but we prefer AP.

    If you are a local from mumbai then its okay to attend a interview and get stamped. They don't ask much in my interview. In my last interview they asked me in the picture you have a mouthstach and now you are clean shaven. So that is the level of questions asked at the interview. Its just 2-3 hours of work or maybe half a day if you wish to do it.

    One more proble i went through at mumbai consulte, The dates were posted 1 week in advance and then a local person has to go and submit the document to the consulate. the FEDEX from US to India would be costing around 68 to 150 dollars and it needs to be reached within 1-2 days (i.e. 3 days before the interview). I got it done somehow.

    J thomas

    I entered on H1 visa this year. Me and my wife both arrived at the airport, I told the officer, my wife has AP and I have H1 visa. To which he said, where is your AP. I said, I have it but I prefer to use H1. Is it possible? He said thats fine. Your choice.



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  • hpandey
    12-26 01:31 PM
    Both are wrong answers .. no one is an alien .. we are all human beings :D

    Just kidding ..

    But on a serious note I think we fall under non-resident alien.




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  • lfadgyas
    01-13 09:42 AM
    Assuming (but hope not) you will be laid off:

    1) If I get laid off and my employer cancels the h1b, Am i out of status?

    No. First of all your employer will not cancel your H1b � i.e. as far as I know they do not have to report this. Of course as of your employment is terminated your H1B is useless since it is connected to the old employer. So in a simple way you can not use it for new employment (unless you find other employers willing to help you transfer your H1B � it is possible but probably hard to find one at this time, and I guess you need to initiate this while you are still employed�-not sure)

    As far as your immigration status: since your i485 is pending you are not out of status. Unfortunately you are in an inconvenient status � if between jobs they ask for Employment verification or some other stuff and you can not proof that
    i) you are working for your sponsoring company OR
    ii) working for an other one (certain rules here see EAD/AC21 topics ) OR
    iii) have an offer letter for some company who willing to employ you when you receive your CG
    well, then you will have issues�

    2) Can they cancel my approved i 140?

    I believe: no they can not. They can of course report that there was some fraud and you misused them to get a GC and so on � and this case i140 will be revoked. But why would they do this? If this is a layoff situation they will not care about your h1b/labor certification � whatever. They �costsaving� and they let you go � any other thing will incur extra cost for them�

    But before you go: try to get the approval letter from the company (and ALL other documents they might hold regarding your case, Copies etc.).

    3) I am planning to use EAD for my next job, How much time do I have to find a new job to be in Status?

    Not sure � as I mentioned before you are not out of status (until your application is pending) so in theory you can be here without a job and use your savings till you run out cash or they will request some evidence about your employment�
    So in practice you need to find a job as soon as you could. If you have valid EAD it should not be an (immigration) issue.

    So here it is:
    -Collect your immigration papers;
    -Check your EAD exp date! If it is close (120days) try to renew it with your old company right know!
    -Check your AP exp date if you have one and renew it while you are employed/ apply for one if you do not have it.
    -Search for a job: make sure you go by the AC21 rules (need to be same or similar job etc ).
    -If you are the primary applicant do not apply for unemployment benefits (Could be that you can and will receive some benefits � but somewhere I�ve seen this warning)
    -If you move: report your new address!



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  • maddipati1
    08-21 10:38 PM
    mine gave only until the expiry of PP




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  • augustus
    07-17 05:57 PM
    I am overjoyed to the extent of tearing up!! I cannot thank IV and all the people who have made an effort at turning this table.

    How must I thank you all? Really I mean it from the bottom of my heart, You guys have done such an incredible job!!! When there was no hope, you have made me believe in one thing for sure - Where there is will, there is a way.

    Thank you!!!!! You have made many people happy and I am sure everyone is blessing this team and all the people who have worked for it so hard.

    Always will remember this day. I will continue to help and be a part of this team.



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  • sargon
    01-26 12:32 PM
    I am glad that the Admins have deleted it. It really was a stupid question about a specific race...

    u are a rasam drinking gulty, right?
    :eek:

    check your facts again. racism is considered sexy these days ;)




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  • gc28262
    03-06 05:06 PM
    Back in the old days when there weren't as many IV members, people thought twice before giving a red dot to anyone. Now it has become kind of a fashion. You can get a red dot for asking questions someone thinks has already been asked or for asking simple questions which someone thinks that you should know or if you doesn't agree with someone's viewpoint etc etc. You might get a red dot if someone doesn't like your handle :D

    After someone presented a data of how many visas were allocated to India in past five years, I made a comment that India has in fact gotten far more visas than the allowed 7% in past few years. That was just an observation from the data presented yet I ended up with about 200 disapprovals and 2 red dots. I didn't say that India shouldn't have gotten those visas or if it was fair/unfair to anyone else but lot of people just hated the comment.

    It just shows how intolerant IVians have become to other people's point of view. I am sure I'll get a red dot for this too :D

    I guess there are some anti-immigrants on the forum who is determined to discourage members by giving red dots. I see too many people receiving red dots for no reason now a days.

    Solution. just ignore them.

    Admins/Core members,

    Please take necessary steps to discourage this red-dot festival !



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  • va_217
    01-08 01:42 PM
    they even do interviews for them to get the job and pay less to the consultant




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  • harish
    08-16 09:50 AM
    Please update on who received their FP notices:


    Application was mailed on 06/25/07 to NSC, but my case got transfered to TSC. My receipt number begins with SRC....

    485 RD: 06/26/2007
    485 ND: 08/06/2007

    FP ND: Waiting..........
    FP Date: Waiting.........



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  • vxg
    07-16 05:57 PM
    change the heading of the thread pls.
    Please see links below:

    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=TSC

    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=NSC


    :cool:

    When will the next month dates come out ???




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  • PHANI_TAVVALA
    12-06 09:15 AM
    This is equivalent to $155,000/year. Indian companies like to report CTC (cost to company/compensation) rather than gross salary. So $155k CTC doesnot sound out of normal range salary ($90K gross +relocation+1 time sign-on+benefits (401k,medical, dental, bonus etc)) for someone working for a big tech firm in California.



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  • h1bemployee
    06-22 01:39 AM
    I came to US on Company A visa in Feb 2007... They filed for a H1b amendment and it got disapproved .. Company A asked me to transfer my Visa as they don't want to apply for a MTR ...

    Company B applied for my transfer and started working for company B... But unfortunately this one also got denied and they gave the reason that Company B didn't provide a valid end Client letter

    In the denial letter they stated that
    "The beneficiary may remain in the current immigration status until date indicated on Form I94.. "

    So what are my option now?
    Can I work now? if not Can I work after Company B files MTR?




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  • dbevis
    October 23rd, 2003, 11:41 PM
    First, as a fellow engineer, I'll say that is no handicap to photography.

    At the moment I took the shot, I was searching out textured and detailed objects to show me what the 100 Macro lens would be capable of resolving.

    So, the left brain was hard at work being analytical and logical.

    On another level, the structure brought back childhood memories of my grandparents' farmhouse.

    On yet another level, I was facinated by all the small details - mortar, wrought iron fence, and the leaves turning colors.

    Generally, these sorts of images are what I connect with, the ones that I can't quite (or at least instantly) figure out what I'm looking at. Is this a wall, a sculpture, are those windows or doorways am I inside looking out or outside looking in.

    It's also worth noting that there is no trace of the "rule of thirds" in that image.

    Much of the above applies to this one, which I put online this evening:

    http://web.mw.net/dphoto.us/members/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=0

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  • Anders �stberg
    May 2nd, 2005, 02:38 PM
    Thanks Brent!
    I'll experiment a bit the next time, it's just practice runs so far so I can afford some misses.




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  • reddymjm
    08-19 01:18 PM
    As there might be people who will be adding spoues or filing new 485 applications. This will help.




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  • manderson
    11-25 11:45 AM
    that's right. if u switch to F1 now then u will pretty much throw away your GC app. Plus you can only go to school part time on H1 with explicit written permission from the employer (consult lawyer to see if additional paperwork is needed). But you can go full time on EAD.

    I am also thinking of going back to school. The way I plan to do this is to activate EAD (via I-9 form with employer) and abandon the H1. You see, after the AC21 period, I will have leverage to negotiate w/ the employer. If he can accomodate my going back to school I will stick with him, otherwise I can find a new employer....

    Ofcouse the risk is, if GC gets denied, then by law you have to leave immediately.

    I am planning to pursue my studies part-time, while working fulltime on H1B or EAD. If you move to F1 visa, you will have to forego your immigration application. To apply for immigration later will require you to start all over again. It is unbelievable !! :mad:
    So, depending upon your age and other factors, you should consider studying part-time or wait till you get your GC.

    ------------------------
    EB3 March 2003
    AOS RD: June 22 '07
    EAD, AP Received




    babu123
    06-28 03:54 PM
    I work in VA. Can we send the I-485 filing documents to TX now.
    Or we need to send to Nebrasa only?




    hpandey
    05-08 03:14 PM
    My opinion:

    Well, can the Java Programmer walk the ramp and pull it off like a professional model? Their work is a lot harder than it appears on the outside taking into account the success rate among models. Considering that even school kids can write excellent java programs, if we still want to consider the Java programmer as "highly skilled", then so are models.

    Giselle Bundchen is worth half a billion dollars or somewhere in that range.

    Btw, I am in the programming line myself in case someone thinks I have a problem with programmers. But I wouldn't mind swapping places with a successful model ;)

    I agree with you . Their job is some ways is a lot tougher than us IT folks. If any of us loses their job there are 100's standing behind to take the place but it is quite a task to replace a well known successful experienced model.
    ( And imagine the restrictions on food , regular gym , maintaining figure , lots of travel .. )
    Just my thought ..



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