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  • nashim
    01-07 11:34 AM
    2. What is the safest & quickest way to get my h1 status active in system..
    H1 STAMPING IN HOME CONTRY.

    a) Stamping in Canada - Quickest for me. Is it safe ?
    FIRST TIME H1B STAMPING NEEDS TO BE DONE IN HOME CONTRY, CHECK WITH ATTORNEY.
    b) Get status changed without getting out of country? - But how?
    THERE IS APPLICATION TO CHANGE STATUS FROM H4 TO H1, CHECK WITH ATTORNEY.
    c) Stamping from Home country? -- Last option.
    YES, YOU CAN DO ANY TIME.




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  • vidyas_m
    05-05 01:40 PM
    This info might be a little old. But I filed for PERM on Dec 1, 2010 and it got approved on Dec 19th, 2010. So, 18 days. Also, you can find the latest info for PERM approval processing time on www..com

    Good Luck.




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  • Ruta
    07-28 02:06 PM
    Duh ! Thanks a lot :-)..




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  • mchatrvd
    06-30 10:34 AM
    I have never been to the meeting but will like to attend one if scheduled in future. i think its high time our Chapter schedule meeting with Senators/Congressmen in this area including MD, VA and DC. The President has started the immigration reform initiative and it is right time to make the lawmakers aware of our EB issues. Let me know your thoughts.



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  • IndianEB3Wait
    10-31 01:42 PM
    Hi Gurus,

    Thanks for your time on this post. I appreciate your responses.

    I have a question regarding AP. I have AP's based on my pending 485. Recently i traveled to India (on a family emergency) using my AP which was issued in 20th Nov 2008 valid till 19th Nov 2009. I had no issues & got thru JFK using the same.
    I was out of US from Sep 23rd thru Oct 24th 2009.

    Before leaving US I applied for my AP in early Sep, which got approved by Sep 29 and was in my mail box by the time I arrived. The New pay roll has validity from 20 Nov 2009 until 19 Nov 2010.

    My question is, I may need to travel to India again for couple of months that is some some time near 5 Nov 2009 & will be back by Jan 2010.

    Do you guys foresee any other issues? , I herd that the AP is NOT valid if you are out of the country.

    Best Regards
    RK




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  • cdeneo
    10-24 01:11 PM
    Are you kidding me - why are there no stop gap measures/short term fixes asked for all the high skilled folks stuck in retrogression for the very reasons outlined in this letter. This is politics at its best -



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  • DSLStart
    01-18 12:09 PM
    She can stay as long as she wants, but it is finally up to the port of entry officer to decide to let her in or not depending on reason for staying outside (while 485 is pending) is valid or not. After all AP is supposed to be used only for emergency situations.

    Can wife stay in India for more than 6 months while 485 is pending?

    What she have now is an approved AP till 2009 december.

    thanks
    achu.




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  • snathan
    07-19 06:31 PM
    Hello,

    My I-485 application was filed under EB3 category when I was working for my previous employer (PD - October 2006). I changed my job in August 2008, but never sent any documentation for AC21. I now have close to 8 years of experience and also a masters degree (MBA) from a reputed univeristy here in the US.

    Now that EB2 dates are so close to October 2006, is there anyway I can port my application from EB3 to EB2? I can initiate this discussion with my current employer and may be able to convince them to help me. But I want to know exactly what needs to be done.

    Thanks a lot in advance for your assistance in this matter!

    - abhisam

    Since you are using the AC21, your job must be in the same or similar category. It does not matter how much qualification/experience you have. The job requirement should need that. Since you are using AC21, there is no way you can port from EB3 to EB2 in the current job. If you want to go for EB2, you need to start from scratch and the job requirement really needs a masters.



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  • rpat1968
    08-07 06:48 PM
    Another news Posting in Sacramento Bee :

    http://www.competeamerica.org/news/media_coverage/2006_08/20060803_hiredhands.html


    Interesting news posting today in "Dallas Morning News" :

    http://www.competeamerica.org/news/media_coverage/2006_08/20060807_visapolicies.html




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  • TomPlate
    03-20 05:26 PM
    This company is a good company for GC. But you need to pay the full expense, because the rule changed recently. And they understand us very well, more employee oriented company.

    Do not talk about CSC. Even though CSC is a big company, no body knows about the company. In consulting the giants are,

    IBM
    HP
    Accenture and so forth.

    CSC revenue wise bigger, but name wise not bigger company.



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  • larmani
    07-31 07:41 PM
    We filed 2 - 485 applications for each of us(One is primary in one set(Husband) and the other one is primary as second application(wife)). Both of our lawyers said it is ok to file like this. Once we get the 485 approval in few years we have to withdraw the sencond application.




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  • piyu7444
    04-11 12:21 AM
    Right - You will have to wait to apply for 485. You can do so only once your Priority DAte is current on the VISA Bulletin.

    You can file for i-140 though.......I guess you have a long wait to file 485 and EAD/AP



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  • chanduv23
    11-14 07:53 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^




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  • I_need_GC
    07-24 10:28 AM
    She can use her AP to enter back but if she has the time and can get h1b stamped she is strongly recommended to do so. Reason behind it is if she has any over stay (out of status) in the past it won't be a problem when 485 is being processed.

    In simple terms if you can get visa stamped recommended if not AP is fine. regardless she will be on adjustment of status and also H1B status (have approval notice) at the same time.

    Hi-

    My spouse recently started working on F1 OPT. She also got her H1 approved (port of entry was requested and not change of status). H1 was through lottery to start from oct upon stamping. Suddenly our PD moved forward and we will file 485 next month.

    We are going to India in dec. By that time we should get our AP. My question is does my wife need to go for H1 stamp or can she enter using her AP and keep H1 status. Both of us have different employers. Her 485 will be filed as my dependant.

    Secondly - I will also get a new EAD. Can I work second part time job using that ead while maintaining my permanent job using H1?



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  • nashim
    05-28 03:01 PM
    Q.#11 the date USCIS recieved the application.

    Q. #15 Current Immigration Status ... AOS.

    Q.#16 Eligibility under 8 CFR 274a.12 ... Selected (c)(9)().




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  • unsanjana
    10-05 03:50 AM
    Dear Sir/Madam:

    I booked H4 visa appointment in Chennai Consulate on Oct 10th,2007.

    My husband is working in US on H1b visa. He moved company A to company B on Sep 10th,2007. He has companyB H1b approval letter, but he only has one Sep month pay stub from company B.

    When I am going for H4 visa stamping, I need to submit my husband's recent 3 pay stubs. Can I submit my husband previous company A pay stubs( June to Aug) with recent pay stub from company B. Is there any requirement to submit all pay stubs from one company.

    Please assist me. I would really appreciate your answers.

    Thanks and Regards
    Sanju



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  • imh1b
    01-10 05:19 PM
    Why isn't IV a national member of the Reform Immigration for America Campaign? If you take a look at the list of participating organizations Organizations � Reform Immigration For America (http://reformimmigrationforamerica.org/about/organizations/) you'll only see that the TX state chapter has signed on. Core group, could one of you take a look and sign-up? Would IV consider cooridnating events with them during 2010?

    I saw the list and all organizations want to give citizenship to undocumented. We are all documented.




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  • gc_chahiye
    07-16 12:08 AM
    I am having an option of joining a new employer with whom to file LC. Company is not very big 50 employees and started in 2002.

    I am very worried about the stability of the company. This kind of companies are normal or I am just unneccessarily imagining and worrying ???

    How to check the stability of a company before you start filing anything ???

    Anybody knows about this ??

    absolutely no idea based on the info you have provided, but you need to consider a lot of things here.

    1. If its a startup building the same product 5 years later, and does not seem to be expanding/growing, its probably not going to be around much longer. If its a consulting/contracting firm that works with bigger fish, it will probably be around in the future.

    2. You need to also analyze your appetite or risk. If you are on 5th or 6th year of H1, then it could be risky. If its year 1/2/3/4 and you like everything else about this company, go ahead. Worst case they close in one year, you will have LC+I140 approved and can move to another company, restart GC, and recapture this old priority date.




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  • gcmaya
    05-12 09:12 AM
    Last DEC I applied for my H1 for 3 Yaers, and it got approved.

    My I -140 approved long Back, waiting to see my PD current.485 applied in 2003.:mad:




    Gravitation
    07-10 09:20 PM
    Oct 2002 EB3
    It's a no-brainer.




    senk1s
    09-12 02:21 PM
    to send applications to a wrong center and they'll(USCIS) move it around.
    I'm not sure of the dates, someone else might reply

    was your 140 approved at TSC? i read somewhere that 485 goes to the same place where 140 was approved. you may want to ask your attorney why they sent to TSC



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